The best part is there were enough people searching for this that it appears to have been a main suggestion. A big salute goes out to the large floor carrot demographic that we’ve apparently been overlooking.
…actually, you’re not all that important to us. So, be still… continue to live out your dreams by dispersing your famous color across grandma’s new shag carpet. (u could use a shave though)- pun intended. ba-dum-bum
What say you about this horribly awkward search query, fckstresshavesex-its-dabest?
i’ve been asking myself this since she wants to disappear on me , and left me to die alone |:
Unfortunately it’s sad… yet we still find the will in our black little hearts to… well… laugh uncontrollably. Hence, the reblog. Don’t worry. Things will get better. But if they don’t, forget we said that.
Have a nice…eh-nevermind. :)
@gabealfassy via TWITTER:
“…About My Google Search History”
View his twitter page and this random, yet bold display of google bliss at his twitter link above! Remember to submit your own Awkward Search History here or hashtag us on twitter!
Our very own Awkward Search history:
-jockey requirements
-umbrella swords
-short man syndrome
-fear of umbrellas technical term
At least you can count on Google to play the role of the child who loves their alcoholic parent SO much, they can’t help but agree to bring them another handle of vodka from the cabinet since mommy can’t stand up and she’s run out… “That last bottle must’ve been smaller!” she says… riiiiiight.
Oh Google… tsk tsk. Why are you enabling them?
I know… It’s because you love them, and just want them to be happy…
Even though they just sold your “G” to a crackhead, to buy a 5th of jack.
“oogle” just doesn’t have the same corporate super-giant ring to it.
Our very own recent google search history:
-how to get down from 10ft stilts
-spinal cord injury first aid
-how much weight can an awning hold?
I’ve actually lost fellow white friends in snow once or twice… but I can’t say I’ve ever had a velociraptor throw bananas on me while I’m trying to study. I’d say that qualifies as an Awkward Search.
We salute you Google Mexico. Wow…
Our very own recent google search history:
-Disney mouse burgers
-License to own a monkey
-Percentage of mountain lion attacks in a city
Here’s to you Mickey…
We hope you taste as magical as the effect you had on all of us, young & old. That is… before Disney decided to force you into a meat grinder.
-Awkward Search Salutes You (insert Mickey laugh here) R.I.P.
Awkward Search From @johnthedrummist
via TWITTER
“can Catholics use dildos?”
Source: buzzfeed.com